Sold Out Smokehouse · Bend, Oregon Territory
proprietors of small-batch smoke, in the Hands in Jars family
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STRIKE GOLD IN BEND
OREGON
GOLD RUSH
— THE BRISKET SANDWICH —
Two slices of local brisket, smoked a full day and drizzled in its own beef tallow as it renders — laid on bread baked in our own kitchen, with fried cotija, pickles, mayo, and Best Damn BBQ Sauce.
assayed at $10
$6
claim price
while the strike lasts
MANIFEST OF PROVISIONS
- Smoked Brisket, two slices local beef
- rendered 24 hours, tallow-basted
- Fried Cotija Don Froylan Creamery, Salem
- crisped golden at the edges
- Best Damn BBQ Sauce made in Oregon
- sweet heat, honestly named
- Bread baked in-house
- flour, hours, and stubbornness
- Pickles & Mayo our jars
- the crunch and the glue
— THE PROSPECTOR'S METHOD —
While the brisket renders in the smoker, we drizzle it in its own beef tallow. The full method is published free, as all our formulas are: handsinjars.com/smokehouse/formula
EVERY CLAIM INCLUDES: one cookie of your choosing — banana pudding, snickerdoodle, or M&M's — and a ration of homemade sourdough-discard cheez-its.
FOR HOMESTEADERS: provisions keep — reheat in an air fryer, 375°, four minutes. Freezing trials underway; inquire within.
the actual sandwich — no food stylist
ASSAY REPORT
one sandwich (~400g) · values estimated
| Calories | 900 |
| Total Fat | 49g |
| Saturated Fat | 17g |
| Cholesterol | 140mg |
| Sodium | 1,700mg |
| Total Carbohydrate | 63g |
| Sugars | 14g |
| Protein | 47g |
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claims wrapped for transport
assay core sample